The Napoleon of Thought Crime ([info]darthbeckman) wrote,
@ 2006-02-01 10:07:00
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Don't forget the War on Steroids
Never has anyone been so blessed in his enemies as President Bush. I've long since become disenchanted with the Republican Party (not conservative principles) but I cannot forsee any circumstances that would compel me to vote for the Evil Party instead. Despite his myriad failures, I still believe the US dodged a bullet last November. The price we pay for those quadrennial spectacles is the president of the United States, an office that was once meant to enforce laws or thwart Congress, promising to be omnipresent and omnipotent to every individual in the country, and lately the world. President Bush cannot and should not be held solely responsible for this phenomenon. The modern presidency is just as much a media creation as it is the result of choices made my individual presidents. Men like Thomas Jefferson and James Madison couldn't get elected mayor of a medium sized burg today, let alone president. These days presidents must have agendas. They steer the ship of state. They drive the economy. They are leaders of the free world. I think this is why no libertarian will ever win a significant office: they have to put an enormous chunk of principle in cold storage just to participate in mainstream political debate.

If I were president, this would be my State of the Union speech during times of peace: "You don't need me to run your life. These aren't the programs you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along." In times of war, it would be this: "Commander, tear this world apart until you find al-Qaeda, and bring me Osama, I want him alive!"

Governor Tim Kaine definitely smells what the Rock is cookin'.




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[info]sophysduckling
2006-02-01 10:17 pm UTC (link)
I like your State of the Union addresses. They're probably the reason, though, that you couldn't get elected.

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[info]the_fantabulous
2006-02-02 12:19 am UTC (link)
Well written.

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[info]jelly_doughnut
2006-02-02 01:48 am UTC (link)
BWHAHAHAHA! Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou! (oh, sorry, I'm [info]jelly_doughnut, resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia). I love your comment of "Governor Tim Kaine definitely smells what the Rock is cookin'." His eyebrow has bothered me for almost a year now and never quite equated it to the "peoples champion." Thank you dear sir for the most excellent laugh (and ammo for the next four years).

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[info]pithhelmet
2006-02-02 03:06 am UTC (link)
Let me know when the [info]darthbeckman '08 site is up and running, so I can make a contribution.

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(Anonymous)
2006-02-02 05:27 am UTC (link)
and bring me Osama, I want him alive!

I'd ask for one piece shipped by mail each week so I could make a hobby of reassembling him over the course of my presidency. I'd probably make a few modifications though... like shoving his dick up his own ass and stuffing his tongue through his nose from the inside. But that's just me.

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